Everybody knows

Everybody knows that if you like The Beatles, folk, New Age, or Celtic music, you vote Democrat and hate the President.

Everybody knows that if you recycle paper, cans, and glass, you vote Democrat and hate the President.

Everybody knows that if you wear Birkenstocks; have long hair and multiple piercings; and own a shelf of vegetarian cookbooks, you vote Democrat and hate the President.

Everybody knows that if you read original poetry at coffeehouse open mic nights; think John Steinbeck was a great writer; and enjoy watching documentaries and foreign films, you vote Democrat and hate the President.

Of course you do. It's an established fact.

Everybody knows that.

Right?