Campaign pledge

I hereby pledge to withhold my vote from anyone who calls my house and leaves an automated campaign message on my answering machine. I don't care what party you represent or what your message is--you invade my home like that and you're out, Buster (Bustress?). Did you really think I'd stand there and listen just because you paid some 15 year-old kid running a server to call me and 59,000 of my closest friends? Pfui! I snort in your general direction!

I'll say one thing for this system--it sure narrows the field when I go to the polls.