2006 Sharshan Awards nominees pt. 1

This is all I have after too much thinking. If I'd just intuit, it'd probably come faster. Blame it on the bluegrass jam I went to Saturday. Sure, why not.

MOST EXCRUCIATING NEWS ITEM:
*Ted Haggard forced to resign as NAE chief
*Sago, WV mine disaster
*Amish school shooting


GO AWAY, JUST GO AWAY:
*Michael Jackson
*O.J. Simpson

LEAST WORTHY OF NAME RECOGNITION BUT THE PRESS WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT THEM ANYWAY:
*The creep who claimed he'd killed Jon Benet
*The ex-congressman from FL who hit on underage male pages
*The vapid Pop Tarts who can't seem to remember what is customarily the first layer of clothing

More to come.